The Future of Avyukta

After being the best blog in the Indian Blogosphere, and rated the most valued Blogger by Google Blog Digest, Avyukta goes further to expand its popularity.

Avyukta Steel Corporation will be inagurated in Chennai by Honble. PM and the Union Minister for Industrial Development and the Tele-Communications Minister. Actually I did not invite the Tele-Communication minister.. But he said that it was his usual Habit to join any inaguration ceremony in Chennai. "How do you think I got this free hair-cut", he smiled :)

Few years down the line, Avyukta Inc will invest and buy out Jet Airways. Iam offended by the way Jet Airways made business. They had miserably failed to take over Air Sahara. I will, after buying Jet Airways, acquire Air Sahara and Kingfisher. This will give birth to Air Avyukta. As the name "Avyukta" means Crystal Clear, there will be some special flights that will be Crystal Clear - Transparent body. People can look down from 35,000 feet, and the Pilots get a clear Visiblity of the runway, while landing. I, as the CEO, will decide the everyday menu.

Avyukta's interest always lies on Softwares. So, a small Software company with 70,000 employees will begin in Srirangam. Srirangam will be called the Software Head Quarters of India. Our Clients will include high-priority customers such as Sriranganathar. Our Shares will do well in the market, and all our employees will get a proper ESOP unlike Infosys. We dont have plans of moving the company elsewhere or opening another office in Chennai. However, Avyukta Softwares, Mountain View, VA will be the Head 0ffice. I will be there alone. I like privacy. If you have more experience in softwares, just send me your resume. I have more influence in my company.. I can arrange an interview :)

After getting bored with all the Industry, Airways and Softwares... Avyukta will think about something else. It will start a Movie Production company. "Avyukta Talkies". So many hit movies that run as much as 250 days.. including Rajinikanth's "Govinda Govinda" and Kamalhasan's "Ada Raama !". We are planning to produce Vijay in "Seerkazhi".. we chose this name because he has by then completed all the town-names in that route. Vijay is a School Peon.. and he is against all the Rowdy teachers. He becomes the Hero among the Ist standard students. The Rowdy teachers get angry and in the name of revenge, they take special classes to the Ist Standard students. How Vijay will fight the Gundas, and save the children is the story. Oh ! I forgot to mention, we have Bipasha Basu as the School Aaya! Needless to say "Avyukta Talkies" will have a big land mass in Vadapalni.. (we have taken over AVM).

Did I tell you about the non-profitable charity body called "Avyukta Trust".. No kidding here.. its my dream.. it is just another Old age home. Thats all.

For best results, you can Invest on Avyukta Mutual Funds.

"Avyukta Pharma" was begun to make research on how to get rid of my pimples. We have invented a Soap called "Rexolux". We have acquired Rexona and Lux... we mixed the Rexona and Lux soap, and tried it on. All pimples were gone. A small burning sensation on the skin, for six months. Thats all you will face. Try it once and you will never have pimples again.

"Avyukta Music", "Avyukta Luxury Club", "Avyukta eGovernance" and so on....

God Damn it... I have to get www.avyukta.net first. Adhukke vazhi illa...
But sure, when Avyukta.net is bought, I will make sure I make some revenue out of it, and start the Steel Company.